You can stay indoors and hide from bad luck or show the world that you have NO Triskaidekaphobia. Furthermore, you’re not afraid to snub superstition in its face.
Prove you’re a badass by doing one or more of the following:
- Break a mirror – I dare you. Better yet, break all the mirrors in your house.
- Adopt a black cat – Cats come with good and bad personalities, but all black cats are awesome. I’ve never met one I didn’t like.
- Spill salt everywhere – Then laugh about it manically. Do it with friends. When the try to make up for your blatant disregard of protocol and toss a little over your shoulder, grab their arm and stop them. Restrain them any way you need to.
- Step on Cracks – Don’t just toe them, commit to your daring by stomping on them with both feet.
- Buy a Ouija Board – If Ouija boards are bad news, imagine the excitement you’ll have by playing with one on the bad luck day of all days.
- Hang horseshoes upside down – The good luck will dribble out of them leaving plenty of room for the bad.
- Go camping at Camp Crystal Lake – Sorry, can’t write a blog like this without a reference to the Friday the 13th horror film series.
- Take a flight – Hopefully one with the number 13 in it. Extra points if you sit in the 13th row, too.
- Can’t fly? Hope in your car and take a long drive through an unfamiliar city. Try to find narrow streets, old bridge and reckless drivers.
- Start a new relationships, preferably with someone just as bold as you. Seriously, what could go wrong if you meet the guy or girl of your dreams on Friday the 13th?
This info is provided for entertainment only. I am not responsible for injury, physical mental or otherwise, demonic possession, dark hauntings, unexplained phenomena, voices or anything else that may happen to you. Reader assumes all liability, including risks of eternal damnation – if any.
